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Jun 4, 20163 min read
Where the Dead Fern Grows
My daughter's pet chameleon became egg bound and I spent a small fortune trying to keep her alive.


Mar 1, 20163 min read
Tonsils and Kathy Bates
My daughter had her tonsils out and my anxiety skyrocketed.

Jun 15, 20153 min read
Broccoli Is Gross
My dog cut his tail and my house looked resembled a crime scene.


Feb 3, 20115 min read
Lucky Nipples
I was forced to overcome tremendous adversity when I heroically saved a dog with giant nipples from traffic.
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